Pops Quote #324
Quote from Pops in The Pina Colada Episode
Pops: She took the subway?
Adam: The subway! Everyone has a sports hero, and Rosie Ruiz is mine.
Pops: Controversial, but okay.
Adam: That's why during the mile run, I'll jump into your car, and you can drive me to the finish line?
Pops: Aww, kiddo. I can't help you.
Adam: 'Cause cheating is wrong?
Pops: No! Cheating's that rush that keeps me ticking. I can't help you 'cause I don't have a license.
Adam: You're really gonna let the state tell you you can't drive? The same state that says I have to run a mile?
Pops: But you can run a mile.
Adam: And you can drive a mile.
Pops: That I can. Screw the state, I'm in!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Pina Colada Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Dude, you got to stop this. You're just hurting yourself. Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
Barry: Don't say "fine." Lainey was fine. That was her thing, being fine.
Adam: Okay, we got to cheer you up. How about we go play smashball at the Wawa?
Barry: [sighs] Lainey used to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
Adam: We could go toilet-paper Principal Ball's house.
Barry: Lainey used to use toilet paper. That was her thing.
Adam: Okay. Oh! I know how to prove you can find love again. We can watch a teen Rom com.
Barry: [crying] Lainey used to love teen Rom coms! That was her thing.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Come Friday, all of you will be doing the state-mandated mile run. Here's how it works. You run a mile, I time you, then I inform the state of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Question? Why is the state so determined to make us move our bodies?
Dave Kim: Yeah, why focus on us?
Dan: It's like, what are they running from?
Coach Mellor: This run is not up for debate. It is law written clear as day in the state's constitution.
Adam: Balls. You've won this round, Pennsylvania, but you've messed with the wrong inactive citizen.