Geoff Quote #101
Quote from Geoff in Bohemian Rap City
Erica: Hey, best friends. Huge news. I fired my manager, so now I'm totally avail to get our band back together.
Lainey: So, you blew it at the mall and came crawling back 'cause you're a giant pile of failure?
Erica: What? No. I-It's like they say the music business is a friend business.
Other Erica: Stop. Yesterday, I was at the mall flirting with the totally hot manager at Sunglass Kiosk. His name is Randy. He wears tank tops even though it's winter. He lives in a boat parked in his parent's backyard. Anyway, I saw you bomb hard.
Erica: Oh, you saw that, huh?
Geoff: Don't listen to her, Erica. She likes a guy named Randy.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Bohemian Rap City’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Lainey: We're about to record our audition for "Star Search."
Barry: That's right. And we're about to make "Bohemian Rhapsody" even better.
Erica: How do you make the greatest rock song in the world better?
Barry: It's right there in the title "Bohemian Rap City." Rap City.
Erica: Wait. You think it's Rap City?
Barry: Duh. How can they make a song set in a rap city and not have one single sick rhyme or fresh beat?
Quote from Murray
Murray: Toys? You ruined my stamps over toys? Let's see how you like it. [grunting]
Beverly: What are you doing?
Murray: Ruining Adam's toy.
Adam: That's Stretch Armstrong. He's made to be unbreakable.
Murray: Ahh! [playing with Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots] Oh! Ha! I broke the red one's head.
Adam: Nah, that just means you won.
Murray: Say goodbye to these.
Adam: Those are Wall Crawlers. You're just playing with them as intended.
Murray: Bevy, I told you this would happen. I knew the moron would screw up my favorite hobby.
Beverly: But you said this was just a smart investment and not a hobby at all.
Murray: We both knew it was a hobby! [voice breaking] My favorite hobby in the world.
Adam: Oh, God, are you sad?
Murray: Enjoy your toys.
Quote from Murray
Murray: I know everything about stamps. My first job was sorting mail at the town post office.
Adam: Ohhh, balls. He's introducing new personal history.
Murray: Even though that job was long and mind-numbing, I was happy to do it 'cause I just lost my mom.
Adam: Ohhh, no! I've re-opened a terrible childhood wound.
Murray: The only thing that brought me joy that year was learning about the colorful postage from around the world.
Adam: Oh, no, those stamps hold a deep emotional value!
Murray: Of course they do. Those stamps made me happy. I want them back.