Mr. Glascott Quote #50
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Mister Knifey-Hands
Mr. Glascott: Keg's kicked, pal.
Coach Mellor: Can you spot me a ride?
Mr. Glascott: Oh. I guess that is the responsible thing to do after you drank all of these very real beers. Uh, where do you live?
Coach Mellor: Paramus.
Mr. Glascott: That's like two hours away!
Coach Mellor: Not if we make a pit stop in Secaucus. I got to pick up my special protein powder from my protein guy.You're gonna like that guy. He is ripped. And then, we can go see my Aunt Stephanie. You're gonna like her. She's ripped.
Mr. Glascott: Okay, look. The beer is fake. You're fine. Get home safe.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Mister Knifey-Hands’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adam: It's just a few nightmares. I don't need your help.
Beverly: Tonight we're gonna start with a relaxing bubble bath.
Adam: No baths. I'm a shower man now.
Beverly: After that, I'm gonna toast up your jammies real nice in the dryer, and then I'll tuck you in real tight to seal in the safeness.
Adam: You do know that none of this will actually help me.
Beverly: For your information, science has proven that Mamas can love away the fear.
Adam: What science proves that?!
Beverly: At Yale, they scared a thousand kids. Half were given mama love. Half were given a placebo. Guess which kids stopped having nightmares?
Adam: None, 'cause it never happened!
Beverly: I could've been a scientist. I rest my case. Cause I could've been a lawyer as well.
Quote from Murray
Adam: Vin and Lynn are cool and thoughtful and political and go to protests-
Murray: Whoa, whoa, wait, they're hippies?
Adam: Oh, no! Don't mix in, too! Just go back to napping!
Murray: You never told me that your girlfriend comes from hippie stock! Oh, no!
Beverly: Great, now you got your father all riled up.
Adam: My God! Why do you hate hippies so much?
Murray: Because back in college, they were all off making free love, while I was making $2 an hour slicing rye bread in a deli!
Beverly: Enough with the rye bread, Murray. Take a walk.
Murray: Yeah, yeah.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You know my number-one rule, No scary movies.
Adam: That's the thing, it's not scary. "Elm Street" is actually a very charming rom-com.
Beverly: "High school friends are slaughtered in their sleep by the predatory monster of their shared nightmares"?
Adam: Gah! What's the worst that can happen?
Beverly: I don't know. Why don't you ask Joyce Dimarco's son Anthony? He didn't sleep for three years after watching "The Exorcist," so his body never grew. Well, now he's a 4'7" adult man who needs a special stool to use a sink!
Adam: Mom, I've slept enough to reach every sink!