Adam Quote #605
Quote from Adam in Hersheypark
Adam: I don't get it. You all said you cut your parents off from chaperoning ages ago.
Chad Kremp: I did, but last night my mom wrote me this heartbreaking eight-page letter, and I caved.
Jackie: Same here. My dad even circled his tears on the paper.
Erica: My mom did the same thing. Listen to this. "And when I literally die from the disappointment, please do not"
Dave Kim: "Visit my grave site."
Adam: Lemme see those letters. Look. They're all the same. See? My mom also has a hole in her heart the shape of me.
Dave Kim: My mom has that same kid-shaped hole!
Adam: This can only be the work of one woman, Beverly Goldberg.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hersheypark’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What the hell, ladies and Vinny? What happened to our PTA meeting?
Vinny: We got bumped. Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones.
Beverly: Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
Coach Mellor: What? The park is closed?
Beverly: Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. There's been a travel advisory. All non-essential personnel must steer clear.
Mrs. Kim: Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true.
Beverly: But that's not possible. Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: Well, I told my mom, "No more! Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!"
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off!
Beverly: Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together?!
Adam: 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. You didn't hear about it on the news?
Beverly: No, I don't watch the news. It aggravates your father until he throws his shoe at the TV.
Adam: It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar so they shut down the amusement park.
Beverly: Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. [chuckles] These always cheer you up.
Jackie: Wow. He's good.
Dave Kim: Maybe the best.