Adam Quote #601

Quote from Adam in Hersheypark

Dave Kim: Well, we can go on any ride. Your mom always chaperones and there's no way she'll let you loose into Chocolate Town USA without her.
Emmy: It's your own fault, dude. The rest of us forced our parents to stop chaperoning years ago.
Chad Kremp: Yeah, all you got to do is lay down some clear boundaries with your mom.
Adam: Oh. Uh, oh, is that all I got to do? Huh. I didn't know it was so easy! Thank you, Clueless Chad!
Chad Kremp: You get mean when it involves your mom.
Adam: My mom needs these field trips. It's the only school opportunity she has left to painfully insert herself into my life.

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 ‘Hersheypark’ Quotes

Quote from Dave Kim

Dave Kim: Well, I told my mom, "No more! Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!"

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What the hell, ladies and Vinny? What happened to our PTA meeting?
Vinny: We got bumped. Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones.
Beverly: Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
Coach Mellor: What? The park is closed?
Beverly: Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. There's been a travel advisory. All non-essential personnel must steer clear.
Mrs. Kim: Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true.
Beverly: But that's not possible. Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off!
Beverly: Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together?!
Adam: 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. You didn't hear about it on the news?
Beverly: No, I don't watch the news. It aggravates your father until he throws his shoe at the TV.
Adam: It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar so they shut down the amusement park.
Beverly: Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. [chuckles] These always cheer you up.
Jackie: Wow. He's good.
Dave Kim: Maybe the best.