Barry Quote #769
Lainey: Hello. Guess who just upgraded to a funky-ass new CASIO keytar with built-in MIDI box.
Barry: I don't know what that is, but by chance, was it free or very cheap?
Lainey: No. It was a completely reckless purchase. Being the spender in the relationship is super fun.
Barry: And being the saver's even better.
Lainey: So, give it to me.
Barry: How much we put away this week? Well, it's a number between seven and a million dollars.
Lainey: Is it seven?
Barry: It's six.
Lainey: That's one worse than seven, and you didn't even give it as an option!
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Quote from Murray
Murray: Okay. Here's a list of everything you need to know to save a buck. And, as an extra incentive, for every dollar you save in this house, I put it right in your nest egg.
Barry: Yes! I'm gonna be a savings tycoon.
Murray: Okay. Well, number-one drain on your wallet, air conditioning.
Barry: Really? Since when?
Murray: Oh, my God! That's why I'm always screaming about the thermostat.
Barry: You do?
Murray: That's all I do!
Barry: I've honestly never heard you say anything about the thermostat, ever.
Quote from Murray
Murray: No, if you two want to be adults, you're gonna have to learn how not to spend. Look at me. I haven't spent in the past 20 years.
Barry: Those are the only pants I've ever seen you wear.
Murray: Just got the one. Don't even fit right.
Barry: So you saved money on pants. Your wife is a shopaholic. All Mom ever does is spend money on hair spray and bags of shredded cheese.
Murray: Exactly. In every marriage, you've got a spender and a saver. That way, it all evens out.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Well, I love Lainey more than anything, so I'll take the bullet. Baby, I'm gonna be the penny-pinching cheapskate just like my garbage bag of a father.
Lainey: No. Barry, he's the worst.
Barry: He truly is, and I will lower myself to his hideous, carbuncled depths for our love.
Lainey: It just fills my heart that you'd sink so unbelievably low for me.
Barry: It's literally impossible to sink any lower. I love you.
Murray: I am super angry, but, also, I've never been more proud.