Adam Quote #560
Quote from Adam in Spaceballs
Adam: Hey, guys? Sorry to interrupt your Tetris-ing, but I'm trying my hand at political satire, and I could really use a little feedback.
Barry: What you got?
Adam: Okay, so, my first one's all about how people protest injustice. So then I thought, "You know who's really got it bad? Pizza." And you know who's always eating pizza? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So, the slices, like, rise up in protest.
Barry: Oh, this is good.
Adam: I knew it.
Barry: This is real good.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Spaceballs’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Erica's ditching college to form a band.
Murray: No.
Erica: Well, look at that. Dad's still alive and oddly calm, considering I'm dropping out.
Murray: The reason I'm so calm is because it's not happening, moron. I was a deadbeat loser before college. It turned my life around.
Beverly: And dropping out was the biggest regret of my life. I could have been a lawyer.
Murray: She could have been a lawyer!
Quote from Beverly
Murray: I'll fix it.
Erica: Fix it how? How is he moving so fast on a bad foot?
Beverly: Your father's been activated. It's a combo of aggravation, frustration, and rage so powerful it makes him the most determined man on the planet.
Pops: Look at him go!
Erica: How is he across the quad already? Is he climbing stairs? He's climbing stairs two at a time, and without a rail.
Beverly: Even stairs can't stop him when he's activated.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Jackie: Oh, my God. Adam, this is fantastic. Look, you guys. This is exactly what this paper needs, a political cartoonist.
Adam: Uh, whuzzanuh?
Dave Kim: Oh, man. He's using Darth Vader as a commentary on Reagan's destruction of our environment.
Coach Mellor: We are not printing this smear piece, commie! Ronald Reagan's an American hero, and he created the Presidential Physical Fitness Test with his bare hands.