Erica Quote #344
Quote from Erica in Spaceballs
Erica: Mom, this isn't high school. There's no way to fix this.
Beverly: Trust me, Mama can fix anything.
Erica: I don't even have books or a meal plan anymore. I cashed it all in to fund our band's demo.
Beverly: Mama can fix that.
Erica: But I don't even have a room next year.
Beverly: Mama can fix that.
Erica: I skipped the housing lotto for a gig in New York.
Beverly: [quietly] Mama can fix it.
Erica: I also skipped finals, which isn't ideal because I'm already on academic probation, which means I'm more failing out than dropping out.
Beverly: Mama can fix-
Erica: I also never wear flip-flops in the shower, so my feet are not good.
Beverly: Oh, for [bleep] sake, Erica!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Spaceballs’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Erica's ditching college to form a band.
Murray: No.
Erica: Well, look at that. Dad's still alive and oddly calm, considering I'm dropping out.
Murray: The reason I'm so calm is because it's not happening, moron. I was a deadbeat loser before college. It turned my life around.
Beverly: And dropping out was the biggest regret of my life. I could have been a lawyer.
Murray: She could have been a lawyer!
Quote from Beverly
Murray: I'll fix it.
Erica: Fix it how? How is he moving so fast on a bad foot?
Beverly: Your father's been activated. It's a combo of aggravation, frustration, and rage so powerful it makes him the most determined man on the planet.
Pops: Look at him go!
Erica: How is he across the quad already? Is he climbing stairs? He's climbing stairs two at a time, and without a rail.
Beverly: Even stairs can't stop him when he's activated.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Jackie: Oh, my God. Adam, this is fantastic. Look, you guys. This is exactly what this paper needs, a political cartoonist.
Adam: Uh, whuzzanuh?
Dave Kim: Oh, man. He's using Darth Vader as a commentary on Reagan's destruction of our environment.
Coach Mellor: We are not printing this smear piece, commie! Ronald Reagan's an American hero, and he created the Presidential Physical Fitness Test with his bare hands.