Pops Quote #296

Quote from Pops in MTV Spring Break

Barry: Hey, we woke up at five and booked a shuffleboard court. Who's ready to get hustled?
Erica: And I'm wearing a swim cap so I don't shed when we go for a non-splashy dip after.
Pops: Kiddo, you don't have to pretend to like this place on my account.
Erica: Look, we're sorry for what we said. You're not an altacocker.
Pops: Maybe I have slowed down a bit, but I don't want to hold you back. Go to the beach, have your MTV Spring Break.
Erica: It's not a Spring Break without you. Come on. Take my hand.
Pops: No, I'll just get in the way.
Barry: Okay, so you eat dinner super early and you called the SWAT team on our two-person knish party, but the Pops we know will always be the life of the party.
Pops: I always like a good party.

Rate

 ‘MTV Spring Break’ Quotes

Quote from Pops

Pops: Hey, kiddo, we need to talk about the rules if you want to go swimming. You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Erica: No, I'm not gonna wear a required bathing cap.
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Itzel: Look at all that hair, Albert!
Pops: I'm handling it, Itzel!
Itzel: That's all gonna end up in the filter if she doesn't wear the required bathing cap!
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Stop! Nobody speak. There's no way I'm paying for all you morons to go gallivanting around the sub-tropics.
Beverly: You weren't even in the room. How do you know what's going on?
Murray: I heard money being spent!
Erica: Well, there is one way this trip could cost you a fraction of the price.
Murray: Well, that's what I want to do. That thing. Whatever her cheap idea is.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Are you sure you don't want to use the money towards another fur coat?
Beverly: No coat warms me as much as you. Also, a very angry young lady threw red paint on Linda Schwartz's coat when they were out to dinner, so-
Adam: Totally get it.