Adam Quote #546

Quote from Adam in MTV Spring Break

Beverly: Here, Mama fixed your Donkey King game. Let's just move on. Whoa!
Murray: What the hell is that?
Adam: M- Money. Just normal, everyday money.
Beverly: Where did you get all of this?
Adam: See. Lucky ate your wallet. [stammering] No, no, no! It was Ed McMahon! He stopped by to tell me I'd won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes and gave me a big check, but I asked for it all in singles. No, no! Forget all that. I'm a stockbroker. No, wait! A CPA. No, wait! A male exotic dancer. Oh, God. I borrowed it from Dad, okay?
Murray: I didn't lend you that money!
Adam: I may have grabbed a dollar here and there for the past two years to save up for a DeLorean. You get it.

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 ‘MTV Spring Break’ Quotes

Quote from Pops

Pops: Hey, kiddo, we need to talk about the rules if you want to go swimming. You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Erica: No, I'm not gonna wear a required bathing cap.
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Itzel: Look at all that hair, Albert!
Pops: I'm handling it, Itzel!
Itzel: That's all gonna end up in the filter if she doesn't wear the required bathing cap!
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Stop! Nobody speak. There's no way I'm paying for all you morons to go gallivanting around the sub-tropics.
Beverly: You weren't even in the room. How do you know what's going on?
Murray: I heard money being spent!
Erica: Well, there is one way this trip could cost you a fraction of the price.
Murray: Well, that's what I want to do. That thing. Whatever her cheap idea is.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Are you sure you don't want to use the money towards another fur coat?
Beverly: No coat warms me as much as you. Also, a very angry young lady threw red paint on Linda Schwartz's coat when they were out to dinner, so-
Adam: Totally get it.