Barry Quote #722

Quote from Barry in MTV Spring Break

Johnny Atkins: So what'd the po-po snag you guys for?
Erica: [chuckles] You know, just, uh, typical Spring Break craziness. [laughs] We, um [quietly] stole a knish.
Carla: What'd you say?
Johnny Atkins: Can't hear you, bro.
Erica: Stole a kni-
Johnny Atkins: What?
Carla: Enunciate!
Erica: We stole a knish, okay?
Johnny Atkins: Like, from a wet T-shirt contest?
Barry: Nope. Just a regular ol' knish at a retirement home.
Carla: You stole from old people, dude? That's not cool. My step-dad's old.

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 ‘MTV Spring Break’ Quotes

Quote from Pops

Pops: Hey, kiddo, we need to talk about the rules if you want to go swimming. You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Erica: No, I'm not gonna wear a required bathing cap.
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Itzel: Look at all that hair, Albert!
Pops: I'm handling it, Itzel!
Itzel: That's all gonna end up in the filter if she doesn't wear the required bathing cap!
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Stop! Nobody speak. There's no way I'm paying for all you morons to go gallivanting around the sub-tropics.
Beverly: You weren't even in the room. How do you know what's going on?
Murray: I heard money being spent!
Erica: Well, there is one way this trip could cost you a fraction of the price.
Murray: Well, that's what I want to do. That thing. Whatever her cheap idea is.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Are you sure you don't want to use the money towards another fur coat?
Beverly: No coat warms me as much as you. Also, a very angry young lady threw red paint on Linda Schwartz's coat when they were out to dinner, so-
Adam: Totally get it.