Barry Quote #708
Quote from Barry in The Scrunchie Rule
Andy: Uh, Bar? We just drove three hours. You said there was a sick college rager going on.
Barry: Did I say "rager"? Pretty sure I said "angry standoff in a dorm room."
Naked Rob: Dude, I missed my nana's birthday for this.
Matt: Yeah, man. This is the worst thing you and Geoff have ever done.
Geoff: What?!
Barry: I told him it was your idea. You get it. [to Lainey] Also seems like a good time to say I still have feelings for you.
Lainey: It may be the worst time.
Barry: Okay, Lainey's not on board.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Scrunchie Rule’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Mama, I need you!
Beverly: Schmoopie, you're home!
Adam: I came home 'cause I missed you. And I got scawwed. [babbling] Uhh, will you give me sniffies on my head?
Beverly: I am gonna sniff the [bleep] out of your head!
Quote from Barry
Other Erica: Ugh! How did you live with your sister for so long?
Barry: I was a baby for the first part, so I don't remember anything. But once I was able to form memories, it got awful. So, I get it.
Quote from Barry
Other Erica: What? Did we just finish each other's-
Both: sentences? [Both gasp]
Barry: Wow, we did it again!
Other Erica: Your Drakkar suddenly smells good to me.
Barry: My sweat activates it.
Other Erica: Awesome.