Coach Mellor Quote #89

Quote from Coach Mellor in The Scrunchie Rule

Beverly: Boys, stop. I see what's happening here. Coach Rick has a hurt neck, but Coach Nick's heart is in a lot more pain.
Coach Nick: Whatever. Doesn't matter.
Beverly: No, in this house, our feelings matter.
Murray: I feel they both should go.
Beverly: Shh. Talk to your little brother, Coach Nick. Use your words.
Coach Nick: When you didn't ask for my help, it made me sad. 'Cause, you know, my love for you is big as my pecs.
Coach Mellor: That's, like, the biggest love a man can have.

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 ‘The Scrunchie Rule’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Mama, I need you!
Beverly: Schmoopie, you're home!
Adam: I came home 'cause I missed you. And I got scawwed. [babbling] Uhh, will you give me sniffies on my head?
Beverly: I am gonna sniff the [bleep] out of your head!

Quote from Barry

Other Erica: Ugh! How did you live with your sister for so long?
Barry: I was a baby for the first part, so I don't remember anything. But once I was able to form memories, it got awful. So, I get it.

Quote from Barry

Other Erica: What? Did we just finish each other's-
Both: sentences? [Both gasp]
Barry: Wow, we did it again!
Other Erica: Your Drakkar suddenly smells good to me.
Barry: My sweat activates it.
Other Erica: Awesome.