Beverly Quote #803

Quote from Beverly in The Scrunchie Rule

Adam: Ooh, Mom, could you do me a solid and whip up some of our lemon loaf?
Beverly: Check your backpack.
Adam: No, a fresh one for Coach Mellor. He got hurt pretty bad, and it's sorta my fault 'cause I fell off a rope, which is sorta your fault, 'cause you didn't bail me out.
Beverly: That's on me. I was just trying to improve my life by reading a book on boundaries. Did you know I love you too much?

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 ‘The Scrunchie Rule’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Mama, I need you!
Beverly: Schmoopie, you're home!
Adam: I came home 'cause I missed you. And I got scawwed. [babbling] Uhh, will you give me sniffies on my head?
Beverly: I am gonna sniff the [bleep] out of your head!

Quote from Barry

Other Erica: Ugh! How did you live with your sister for so long?
Barry: I was a baby for the first part, so I don't remember anything. But once I was able to form memories, it got awful. So, I get it.

Quote from Barry

Other Erica: What? Did we just finish each other's-
Both: sentences? [Both gasp]
Barry: Wow, we did it again!
Other Erica: Your Drakkar suddenly smells good to me.
Barry: My sweat activates it.
Other Erica: Awesome.