Erica Quote #320
Quote from Erica in The Scrunchie Rule
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And things went from bad to worse when Erica came home to a scrunchie on the door. Back before texting, this message meant your roommate had romantic company, so go away.
Erica: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Other Erica: Um, hello! Scrunchie on the door.
Erica: Just open up. I'm exhausted.
Other Erica: Oh, I'd love to help you, but I'm entertaining Hector. He plays the flute.
Erica: I don't want to know Hector facts. I want to sleep in my own bed.
Other Erica: I'm sorry, but it's the scrunchie rule. Go sleep in the common room with the other loveless losers. Byeee!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Scrunchie Rule’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Mama, I need you!
Beverly: Schmoopie, you're home!
Adam: I came home 'cause I missed you. And I got scawwed. [babbling] Uhh, will you give me sniffies on my head?
Beverly: I am gonna sniff the [bleep] out of your head!
Quote from Barry
Other Erica: Ugh! How did you live with your sister for so long?
Barry: I was a baby for the first part, so I don't remember anything. But once I was able to form memories, it got awful. So, I get it.
Quote from Barry
Other Erica: What? Did we just finish each other's-
Both: sentences? [Both gasp]
Barry: Wow, we did it again!
Other Erica: Your Drakkar suddenly smells good to me.
Barry: My sweat activates it.
Other Erica: Awesome.