Adam Quote #535

Quote from Adam in The Scrunchie Rule

Coach Mellor: After a great deal of legal wrangling, I am excited introduce a new unit: full-contact Red Rover.
All: Oh!
Beverly: Ugh! Did I hear somebody say "full-contact"?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But like clockwork, my smother would always save me from the dangers of physical movement.
Beverly: I forced Principal Ball to give me an advanced copy of all your units, and my baby is not doing anything full contact.
Adam: It's all very embarrassing, but so worth it.

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 ‘The Scrunchie Rule’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Mama, I need you!
Beverly: Schmoopie, you're home!
Adam: I came home 'cause I missed you. And I got scawwed. [babbling] Uhh, will you give me sniffies on my head?
Beverly: I am gonna sniff the [bleep] out of your head!

Quote from Barry

Other Erica: Ugh! How did you live with your sister for so long?
Barry: I was a baby for the first part, so I don't remember anything. But once I was able to form memories, it got awful. So, I get it.

Quote from Barry

Other Erica: What? Did we just finish each other's-
Both: sentences? [Both gasp]
Barry: Wow, we did it again!
Other Erica: Your Drakkar suddenly smells good to me.
Barry: My sweat activates it.
Other Erica: Awesome.