Murray Quote #563

Quote from Murray in Adam Spielberg

Barry: in my hand, I hold a map on the back of the menu that leads to the world's greatest meat sandwich. We're going tonight. Don't argue! Put on your pants and move!
Murray: Let's go.
Barry: Whoa. You got up so fast. I didn't know that was possible.
Murray: It's a win-win for me. You see, either you're right and I get the greatest cheesesteak of all time, or you're wrong and I get the greatest gift of all, you're a permanent moron.
Barry: Prepare to literally eat those words. To Donkey's in Camden!

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Barry: It was early December. I was on my way to watch the Flyers play the Devils in New Jersey.
Murray: Stop! There's no cheesesteak story that ends in Jersey.
Barry: But there is. I took the wrong off-ramp and got lost. As night fell, I grew desperate and hungry. And then, like a cheesy beacon of hope, I saw a lone sandwich shop glowing in the darkness.
Murray: Stop. Just tell us the name of the sandwich shop already.
Barry: That's the thing. I was so overwhelmed by the flavor that I didn't get a chance to look up from my poppy-seed kaiser roll to get a name.
Pops: Poppy-seed kaiser roll on a cheesesteak? It can't be done!
Barry: Oh, they did it. It was the poppiest of rolls, combined with the whizziest of cheeses. It was like eating the sweet butt meat of an angel in- Hey! I'm still talkin'! I didn't finish my awesome true story!

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Barry: Mmm, oh, yeah. That's the good stuff I remember.
Murray: I got to admit not bad.
Barry: Unh, it's got a little heat to it.
Murray: Whoa! Coming on kinda strong.
Barry: It's fighting back pretty hard.
Murray: Oh, that's a spicy punch to the mouth. The biting is relentless! What the hell did you put on this thing?!
Barry: Something called "Donkey Kick Sauce." It was in the condiment section, but sounded special, so I smeared it all over.
Crusty Old Man: He chose poorly.
Murray: What the [bleep] is wrong with that guy?
Barry: No idea!

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Barry: Admit it it's the best, right?
Murray: You know what? Leaving those keys behind may be the smartest thing you've ever done.
Crusty Old Man: You chose wisely.
Barry: What is his deal?