Barry Quote #692

Quote from Barry in Hail Barry

Barry: I'm unconscious! I'm unconscious! I've been knocked unconscious!
Player: Um, Coach, Goldberg says he's unconscious even though he's talking.
Coach Mellor: You okay, Goldberg?
Barry: Just a little unconscious, Coach. Hey, just thought of something. Do you have any of those Fig Newtons? They always perk me back up. Lot of athletes don't know this, but the Newton is a power food.

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 ‘Hail Barry’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Murray: Look at this garbage. You're cocky and overrated, Bears!
Barry: The team and the animal. You think I can't grab a trout from a stream? I can!

Quote from Adam

Adam: Well, if there's one thing I know, it's that you can't just quit.
Barry: Dude, enough with your dumb sports movies.
Adam: This isn't from a movie. It's what I learned. Even if I don't ever get a chance to play, I can still help my team.
Barry: Like how you film the baseball games like a weird creep?
Adam: It's game film. It helps them improve.
Barry: Or like when the basketball rolls under the bleachers and you climb under to get it?
Adam: I fit in small spaces.
Barry: So even though you're an unbearable loser with no athletic ability and everyone talks about you behind your back, you still find a way to make a difference?
Adam: And you can, too. Also, what?

Quote from Murray

Guy: Look, we always appreciate donations, but we can't take these insane jackets.
Murray: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Guy: There's just so many of them, and it quickly became clear that we were gonna be stuck with them forever.
Murray: Yeah, that's a lot of information.
Guy: We have a few crazy bag ladies who will literally take anything off our hands. But in this case, the jackets just agitated them.
Murray: No need to go on.
Guy: We then dumped them in the alley, but all the stray cats instinctively attacked the jackets.
Murray: Now I got to be rude! [slams door]