Adam Quote #495
Quote from Adam in Parents Just Don't Understand
Barry: Gah! I'm super fired up and angry, 'cause they refuse to understand.
Adam: Which means all we got to do is write a song that speaks to every kid our age, too.
Barry: Easy. Let's do a song called "Grown Ups Just Don't Get It."
Adam: That's kind of just another way of saying "Parents Just Don't Understand."
Geoff: Okay, what about "Parents Just Do Understand"?
Barry: Yeah, but we flip it so it's "Parents Don't Understand."
Adam: Oh, my God. That's just the same song as theirs.
Barry: Fine! Then double flip it "Children Just Do Understand"!
Adam: And what do we understand?
Barry: That all parents don't understand. We did it!
Adam: No! We just keep circling back to the same thing.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Parents Just Don't Understand’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Murray: What kind of college has hard candies lying around?
Beverly: You don't know! There could be a lobby with a dish.
Murray: Are you watching that S.O.B. Phil Donahue again?
Beverly: He did an expose on choking hazards, Murray. Did you know that hard candy kills more people than smoking?
Murray: That gray-haired bastard. All he does is make you worry.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Here, try Bevy's secret hangover recipe.
Other Erica: Why does it smell like fish?
Beverly: That's the shrimp. It's the aspirin of the sea. Drink up.
Quote from Murray
Murray: You guys think I'm a bad dad?
Barry: Not you specifically. The song's called "Dads Just Don't Care", all dads.
Murray: You say my first and last name. You're literally shoving me into the garbage.
Barry: True, true. We did do that.
Adam: Come on, it's just a goof. We bust balls, we have fun. You get it.
Murray: Ha. I get it. And you know what? Go [bleep] yourself.
All: Whoa!
Murray: You guys think I nap because I'm lazy? No. I nap because I work my [bleep] fingers to the bone so you little [bleep] can have your dumb [bleep] tennis shoes and your expensive [bleep] cameras.
Andy: Uh I feel like we should go.
Murray: No, you little [bleep] need to hear this.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That day, my dad did the one thing every parent wishes they could do. He called his kids out for being spoiled and ungrateful, pulling no punches and speaking from the heart. For my dad, it was a taste of glory.
Murray: And if you remember one thing from this conversation, let it be this Hee-haw-hmm!