Geoff Quote #49
Quote from Geoff in A Wall Street Thanksgiving
Geoff: Maybe I can help. I'm pretty good with money.
Erica: You have money? I need money. Can I have your money?
Geoff: Well, it's from my Bar Mitzvah and it's kind of for college.
Erica: It's perfect. I'm in college.
Geoff: Yeah, I guess I can go down to the bank with my mom so she can co-sign the withdrawal and-
Erica: Please. We know that Linda will be a big jerk and say, "No".
Geoff: Right, she's the worst. I'll never forgive her for this!
Erica: Are you just agreeing with me so I don't dump you?
Geoff: No! Yes! I don't know! I'm totally freaking out, man. I just sold out my own mother so fast.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘A Wall Street Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Virginia Kremp: Yoo-hoo! [glass clinks] Why don't we go around the table and everyone say one thing that you're thankful for.
Pops: Can someone send some turkey to the foyer?
Beverly: I'm thankful my daughter hasn't changed at all since going to college. She's still the same as she's always been.
Virginia Kremp: Aww! Shady and selfish.
Pops: Shellfish?! We're having shellfish?! What kind of Thanksgiving is this?
Quote from Geoff
Erica: I should be the one freaking out, Geoff. I'm so screwed.
Geoff: Well, on the bright side, at least you didn't sink all your money into some investment scam like Barry.
Erica: Investment scam. What investment scam?
Geoff: Oh, no! Please don't join your uncle's illicit "boiler room".
Erica: They have a boiler room? Where?
Geoff: In your basement, next to the actual boiler.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Barry finally made a good decision to be a doctor. I'm not going to let you ruin it with one of your bonehead rackets.
Marvin: My "rackets" are not boneheaded.
Murray: Oh, yeah? How about formal pajamas? Baby college? Powdered yogurt? Dogs for dogs? Foot mittens? Spoons made out of meat? Airplanes that just drive?!
Marvin: Ground planes was a good idea.
Murray: That's called a bus!