Barry Quote #640

Quote from Barry in A Wall Street Thanksgiving

Marvin: All right. Let's get rich. What am I doing, huh? I'm pacing, right? Stockbrokers never stand still. They're like sharks on cocaine. What you want is a dollop of gel. This is your phone! Always scream into your phone! It makes you sound scary and important! Make sure you can't see fingers at all. Fire my secretary! Hire a secretary! Well, how was your weekend, Claude?! Every hair must be in place, because if not, it shows weakness. If you're gonna work the floor, you got to know the hand signals. Buy, sell, short the stock, long the stock, shred the evidence, I will fight all of you, why'd you let the Feds into my office, call my wife, tell her that I'm sorry, please don't send me to jail, I will rat out everyone! Good? Whoo!
Murray: Hey, Marvin, is that your Cadillac in the driveway? Saw a couple of hobos scraping up the gold with a pocket knife.

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 ‘A Wall Street Thanksgiving’ Quotes

Quote from Pops

Virginia Kremp: Yoo-hoo! [glass clinks] Why don't we go around the table and everyone say one thing that you're thankful for.
Pops: Can someone send some turkey to the foyer?
Beverly: I'm thankful my daughter hasn't changed at all since going to college. She's still the same as she's always been.
Virginia Kremp: Aww! Shady and selfish.
Pops: Shellfish?! We're having shellfish?! What kind of Thanksgiving is this?

Quote from Geoff

Erica: I should be the one freaking out, Geoff. I'm so screwed.
Geoff: Well, on the bright side, at least you didn't sink all your money into some investment scam like Barry.
Erica: Investment scam. What investment scam?
Geoff: Oh, no! Please don't join your uncle's illicit "boiler room".
Erica: They have a boiler room? Where?
Geoff: In your basement, next to the actual boiler.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Barry finally made a good decision to be a doctor. I'm not going to let you ruin it with one of your bonehead rackets.
Marvin: My "rackets" are not boneheaded.
Murray: Oh, yeah? How about formal pajamas? Baby college? Powdered yogurt? Dogs for dogs? Foot mittens? Spoons made out of meat? Airplanes that just drive?!
Marvin: Ground planes was a good idea.
Murray: That's called a bus!