Geoff Quote #48
Quote from Geoff in A Wall Street Thanksgiving
Erica: Relax. I have a plan, but I need your help.
Geoff: Whatever you need.
Erica: Okay. You coldly dump me in front of my mom and then I run into her arms crying my eyes out, thereby lowering her defenses that when I ask for the money, she has to say "Yes".
Geoff: Wait, so we are breaking up?
Erica: Yes, but not for real.
Geoff: But it'll feel real to me. I'm too sensitive for this bull crap.
Erica: Seriously, Geoff? If you can't be there for me in a time of need, then why are we even together?
Geoff: Oh, God, now you're actually breaking up with me!
Erica: Never mind. I'll just figure it out on my own.
Geoff: On your own, like, as a single woman, on your own?
Erica: No! God!
Geoff: Wha!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘A Wall Street Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Virginia Kremp: Yoo-hoo! [glass clinks] Why don't we go around the table and everyone say one thing that you're thankful for.
Pops: Can someone send some turkey to the foyer?
Beverly: I'm thankful my daughter hasn't changed at all since going to college. She's still the same as she's always been.
Virginia Kremp: Aww! Shady and selfish.
Pops: Shellfish?! We're having shellfish?! What kind of Thanksgiving is this?
Quote from Geoff
Erica: I should be the one freaking out, Geoff. I'm so screwed.
Geoff: Well, on the bright side, at least you didn't sink all your money into some investment scam like Barry.
Erica: Investment scam. What investment scam?
Geoff: Oh, no! Please don't join your uncle's illicit "boiler room".
Erica: They have a boiler room? Where?
Geoff: In your basement, next to the actual boiler.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Barry finally made a good decision to be a doctor. I'm not going to let you ruin it with one of your bonehead rackets.
Marvin: My "rackets" are not boneheaded.
Murray: Oh, yeah? How about formal pajamas? Baby college? Powdered yogurt? Dogs for dogs? Foot mittens? Spoons made out of meat? Airplanes that just drive?!
Marvin: Ground planes was a good idea.
Murray: That's called a bus!