Murray Quote #510

Quote from Murray in A Wall Street Thanksgiving

Marvin: Then let me teach you the secrets of becoming a rich Wall Street titan.
Murray: No, no, no. Do not listen to him.
Marvin: You don't even know what we're talking about!
Murray: Oh, let me guess. Cutting corners and stupid get-rich-quick schemes.
Barry: Wrong! We're talking about cutting corners and smart get-rich-quick schemes.
Murray: Barry, whatever this moron says, do the opposite.

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 ‘A Wall Street Thanksgiving’ Quotes

Quote from Pops

Virginia Kremp: Yoo-hoo! [glass clinks] Why don't we go around the table and everyone say one thing that you're thankful for.
Pops: Can someone send some turkey to the foyer?
Beverly: I'm thankful my daughter hasn't changed at all since going to college. She's still the same as she's always been.
Virginia Kremp: Aww! Shady and selfish.
Pops: Shellfish?! We're having shellfish?! What kind of Thanksgiving is this?

Quote from Geoff

Erica: I should be the one freaking out, Geoff. I'm so screwed.
Geoff: Well, on the bright side, at least you didn't sink all your money into some investment scam like Barry.
Erica: Investment scam. What investment scam?
Geoff: Oh, no! Please don't join your uncle's illicit "boiler room".
Erica: They have a boiler room? Where?
Geoff: In your basement, next to the actual boiler.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Barry finally made a good decision to be a doctor. I'm not going to let you ruin it with one of your bonehead rackets.
Marvin: My "rackets" are not boneheaded.
Murray: Oh, yeah? How about formal pajamas? Baby college? Powdered yogurt? Dogs for dogs? Foot mittens? Spoons made out of meat? Airplanes that just drive?!
Marvin: Ground planes was a good idea.
Murray: That's called a bus!