Beverly Quote #716
Quote from Beverly in Girl Talk
Barry: Mom? What are you doing here?
Beverly: Schmoopie, you were right. I can't be your friend. I'm your mom, and that's what you need, and I am gonna mom it up like you have never seen.
Barry: Now?
Beverly: I've had enough, mister! You're failing half of your classes because of all your wild partying.
Barry: What are you doing?
Beverly: Oh, you just party so wildly. But it stops today! The same with your cool-but-dangerous stunts! And your antics, which are equally as wild.
Barry: Mom!
Beverly: And you. You're the one who tutored my can't-be-tamed son the other day, right?
Jaime: Mm. Um, yeah.
Beverly: Great. Well, now you're gonna tutor him in all his subjects, huh? [to Barry] Don't argue with me. What I say is final.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Girl Talk’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Call a guy and tell him something gross.
Geoff: Ew. Never. I'll take a zit sticker.
Erica: I knew you'd still be here!
Geoff: Erica, you came home to see me.
Erica: No, I came home to fight you all for invading my privacy.
Geoff: But Barry said you were fine with it.
Barry: That is not what I said, Erica. What I told them was, run, JTP!
All: JTP!
Quote from Murray
Marvin: We have an opportunity here to make the biggest, most expensive furniture commercial ever, okay? I'm talking about explosions, car chases, furniture girls.
Murray: There's no such thing as furniture girls.
Adam: Uncle Marvin's right. We should probably go big.
Marvin: So big!
Adam: And loud!
Marvin: And sexy!
Murray: Go away!
Adam: Ooh! We can set it in space!
Marvin: Spaaaace.
Murray: No space!
Adam: And animals. We need animals. The deadlier the better.
Marvin: Yes, people respond to fear.
Murray: Not furniture buyers.
Adam: And we need epic stunts. How many sleeper sofas can you jump in a monster truck?
Marvin: Well, if we load it up with rocket fuel, an infinite amount!
Murray: When you're done, we'll do it my way. Knock yourselves out.
Quote from Murray
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My dad had to make his own commercial, and there was only one geek who could save him.
Murray: I never thought I'd say this, but bring me Adam.