Barry Quote #633
Barry: I just wanted some advice on how to impress Jamie Weisman. I've already tried both aggressive rapping and casual flexing in a yellow tank top.
Beverly: Uh-huh. Have you considered something simpler?
Barry: You mean like eating an entire apple in one bite?
Beverly: Or. What if you just talk to her?
Barry: Like with a bullhorn?
Beverly: For now, just be yourself. That's all women really want. Sincerity.
Barry: Be sincere. So I speak with a British accent and wear a monocle?
Beverly: We'll get you there.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Girl Talk’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Call a guy and tell him something gross.
Geoff: Ew. Never. I'll take a zit sticker.
Erica: I knew you'd still be here!
Geoff: Erica, you came home to see me.
Erica: No, I came home to fight you all for invading my privacy.
Geoff: But Barry said you were fine with it.
Barry: That is not what I said, Erica. What I told them was, run, JTP!
All: JTP!
Quote from Murray
Marvin: We have an opportunity here to make the biggest, most expensive furniture commercial ever, okay? I'm talking about explosions, car chases, furniture girls.
Murray: There's no such thing as furniture girls.
Adam: Uncle Marvin's right. We should probably go big.
Marvin: So big!
Adam: And loud!
Marvin: And sexy!
Murray: Go away!
Adam: Ooh! We can set it in space!
Marvin: Spaaaace.
Murray: No space!
Adam: And animals. We need animals. The deadlier the better.
Marvin: Yes, people respond to fear.
Murray: Not furniture buyers.
Adam: And we need epic stunts. How many sleeper sofas can you jump in a monster truck?
Marvin: Well, if we load it up with rocket fuel, an infinite amount!
Murray: When you're done, we'll do it my way. Knock yourselves out.
Quote from Murray
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My dad had to make his own commercial, and there was only one geek who could save him.
Murray: I never thought I'd say this, but bring me Adam.