Adam Quote #468

Quote from Adam in Revenge o' the Nerds

Adam: Okay, here's the Kappa house as I see it in my head. Here's the Jell-O wrestling ring, the beer fountain, the baby-oil wrestling pool, dry T-shirt storage for wet T-shirt contests, and finally, the pillow-fighting pit.
All: Whoa.
Adam: Maintain focus. We then proceed past Erica, up the back stairs, and you know what happens then.
Sergei: Oh, yes. Pantry raid.
Adam: Yes. Wait, what?
Sergei: We steal their precious food?
Adam: Dude, it's not a pantry raid. In the movie, they steal underpants. Just follow me. If we stay low and move fast, this will be the greatest night of our lives. Time to show college what we're made of, gentlemen.

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 ‘Revenge o' the Nerds’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Beverly: I need real ideas for my next big move. What do I do? Who do I become?
Barry: Oh, I know. A whale trainer.
Murray: Your mother doesn't even like to get her hair wet. She's not gonna ride some stupid orca.
Barry: Orcas are the nursemaids of the sea.
Murray: What do you know? We went to SeaWorld once.
Barry: Big Tasty knows everything there is about whales.
Murray: You tell me something I don't know about those dumb fish and I'll leave you alone. One thing.
Barry: Did you know whales age in reverse?
Murray: That's what you know? Shame on you for wasting my time.

Quote from Barry

Murray: Okay, you wanna change? I got it. Instead of parming shrimp, parm some delicious crab.
Barry: Or some of the big shrimp. You know, the big ones? You dip them into the red sauce. The big ones. They're thicker and bigger.
Murray: What are you talking about?
Barry: I'm trying to help your wife! The jumbo kind of shrimp, you know, you eat them cold, you dip them into cocktail sauce.
Beverly: Please stop talking about big shrimp.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Hey, Dad, when you were in college, did you ever build a Jacuzzi in your dorm room?
Murray: No.
Adam: Hey, Dad, did you ever use a laser to fill a house with popcorn?
Murray: No.
Adam: Hey, Dad, ever put a horse in your crusty old dean's office?
Murray: Will you pick a movie already? I got Chinese food stinking up the car!
Adam: "Revenge of the Nerds" it is. I hear the 10th viewing is when you really start noticing the nuances.