Murray Quote #478
Quote from Murray in Goldberg on The Goldbergs
Murray: Why don't you come on down and get comfy cozy in my chair and call Erica.
Geoff: Really? 'Cause you said if I came within 5 feet of your chair that you'd punch my father.
Murray: [chuckles heartily] That's me, the funny dad havin' fun. Here's the phone. I'm gonna get you a cup of joe so you can talk to Erica all night long.
Geoff: Actually, she's at a frat party.
Murray: What? Why?
Geoff: Her 32-year-old sophomore RA called her a BORF, so she's gonna experience college a bit. Does this recline?
Murray: Get out of my chair! You're okay with Erica cavorting around Washington, D.C., with a bunch of drunken frat boys?
Geoff: Yeah, it's fine. I trust her.
Murray: No! You have to make sure that she's safe and she's committed to you and only you. Now get out of here.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Goldberg on The Goldbergs’ Quotes
Quote from Coach Mellor
Beverly: Can't you just get past it? He's your family.
Coach Mellor: You sound like Mama, God rest her soul.
Beverly: You mean..?
Coach Mellor: She died doing what she loved, though. Frog squats.
Beverly: Coach, does your brother have any idea what he's done to you?
Coach Mellor: That's what Mama asked me, right before she did that last ill-advised rep that sent her to the final cool-down in the sky. Oh, Mama, why'd you have to crush it so hard?
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: All right, that's it! You're outta here! [whistle blows]
Coach Nick: Did you just blow your whistle at me?
Coach Mellor: Yeah, I did! And according to the laws of coaching, that means you got to take a lap!
Coach Nick: No. You take the lap! [whistle blows]
Coach Mellor: How dare you blow your whistle at me in my gymnatorium?! You have no right!
Coach Nick: But I do. This is the Blare-X 2000, the Champagne of whistles, given only to college coaches. So, my whistle wins.
Coach Mellor: Anybody can get a whistle. What really matters is what's in here, and you and I both know I always give 110%.
Coach Nick: And everyone knows I give 111.
Coach Mellor: That's not possible! Everybody knows that 110% is the maximum!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: But this wasn't my fault. I was targeted in gym class.
Beverly: Targeted?! Who targeted my smooshy-tushed baby boy?
Barry: 'Twas I.
Beverly: Barry, what have I told you about picking on poor Adam?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Then came the Mom guilt trip unique to brothers everywhere.
Beverly: You realize that one day, I'll be gone, and the only thing you'll have is each other.