Pops Quote #265
Quote from Pops in Hogan Is My Grandfather
Pops: No. I told him those stories so I could spend time with him. Also, is this shirt snug? It It feels snug.
Doc: It's incredibly snug.
Pops: Would you mind if I..?
Doc: Be my guest.
Pops: Where was I again?
Doc: You were saying you misrepresented your life as "Hogan's Heroes" in order to impress your grandchild. What's going on now?
Pops: It's the helmet. Damn strap is so tight on my chin.
Doc: You served this country, sir. Just get comfortable.
Pops: Yeah, that's some sweet relief.
Doc: Okay, you know what? I'm gonna stop all this. I'm gonna let Adam redo his project. But just know, he has to really impress me this time.
Pops: Thank you for showing me the dignity that I deserve. At ease.
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Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: Dude, look at the laundry basket! Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets Mom was tricking us with?
Coach Mellor: You mean fitted? I've danced with a few.
Erica: They're perfect.
Barry: You folded them? How'd you find the corners?
Coach Mellor: You don't find the corners of the sheet. The corners find you.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you for the rest of your lives.
Barry: She seems very open to it.
Murray: Of course she is. How do you not see what she's doing after all this time?
Barry: Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose?
Murray: Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Murray: She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover with you in your dorm on your first night of college.
Erica: Well, that certainly is an example.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. My perpetual single-tude has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. Make yourselves at home in my living room/gym/sitting area/lanai. Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot.
Geoff: So tender! It falls apart at fork's first touch. Also, how long are we gonna be here?