Geoff Quote #37
Quote from Geoff in Hogan Is My Grandfather
Geoff: Erica?! Oh, my God. You're back! Did you come all this way to surprise me?!
Erica: Oh, man. Uh, I mean, hey, you.
Geoff: I've missed you so much!
Erica: Same. But also, I am kind of busy dealing with this thing.
Geoff: Oh, can I help?
Erica: Do you know how to do laundry?
Geoff: Totally. There's this laundry chute by my bedroom, and I just put all my dirty clothes in it. And then a few days later, boom, they're back in my drawer.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hogan Is My Grandfather’ Quotes
Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: Dude, look at the laundry basket! Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets Mom was tricking us with?
Coach Mellor: You mean fitted? I've danced with a few.
Erica: They're perfect.
Barry: You folded them? How'd you find the corners?
Coach Mellor: You don't find the corners of the sheet. The corners find you.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you for the rest of your lives.
Barry: She seems very open to it.
Murray: Of course she is. How do you not see what she's doing after all this time?
Barry: Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose?
Murray: Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Murray: She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover with you in your dorm on your first night of college.
Erica: Well, that certainly is an example.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. My perpetual single-tude has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. Make yourselves at home in my living room/gym/sitting area/lanai. Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot.
Geoff: So tender! It falls apart at fork's first touch. Also, how long are we gonna be here?