Beverly Quote #694
Quote from Beverly in Hogan Is My Grandfather
Barry: Oh, my God. You are so good at Mom stuff.
Beverly: I know. It's so frustrating. You can't come to where I am. I wish there was a way I could go someplace.
Erica: Wait! What if you came to us?
Beverly: Say it, Erica. Say every detail of every idea you just had.
Erica: Every weekend, you can visit and clean my filthy dorm, cook me food, and do laundry while I'm at class and partying with my friends.
Barry: What about me?
Erica: Fine. She can alternate weekends.
Beverly: You just solved your unsolvable problem! Yay!
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Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: Dude, look at the laundry basket! Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets Mom was tricking us with?
Coach Mellor: You mean fitted? I've danced with a few.
Erica: They're perfect.
Barry: You folded them? How'd you find the corners?
Coach Mellor: You don't find the corners of the sheet. The corners find you.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you for the rest of your lives.
Barry: She seems very open to it.
Murray: Of course she is. How do you not see what she's doing after all this time?
Barry: Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose?
Murray: Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Murray: She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover with you in your dorm on your first night of college.
Erica: Well, that certainly is an example.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. My perpetual single-tude has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. Make yourselves at home in my living room/gym/sitting area/lanai. Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot.
Geoff: So tender! It falls apart at fork's first touch. Also, how long are we gonna be here?