Barry Quote #598
Quote from Barry in Weird Science
Barry: What's this?
Adam: I've revised your daily ass-kicking schedule for your year of awesome.
Barry: Go away. I don't need your pity.
Adam: Before you reject my offer, I think you'll agree that I've really jazzed up your options.
Barry: No.
Adam: Yes. You get to pants me in public, and not just anywhere, at the first pep rally of the year.
Barry: In front of the entire school? That'd be the Holy Grail of younger-brother humiliation.
Adam: Indeed. And I'm offering it to you wearing this.
Barry: Sweat pants? That's a loose garment ideal for pantsing.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Weird Science’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Erica: Hey! Hi, I'm your roommate, apparently also Erica.
Other Erica: Like, hi. I totally fer sure call top bunk, mostly 'cause your dad already took the bottom.
Beverly: Oh, your roomie's a valley girl. Just like in that movie where everybody's rude and unlikable.
Erica: She'll be gone very soon. Anyway, it's nice to finally meet.
Other Erica: Fer sure.
Erica: Fer sure.
Other Erica: Fer sure.
Erica: Fer sure.
Other Erica: Fer sure.
Erica: Fer sure. Or whatever. I'm not mocking your people.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Okay, morons. We're only gonna be gone for three days. Try and be alive when we get back.
Erica: All right, that's everything.
Murray: Whoa, what's all this stuff? When I went to college, all I brought were some flip-flops and a cookie.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I can't believe we're already moving you into college. It seems like only yesterday, I was trying to get your preschool teacher fired for letting you smell those toxic markers.