Beverly Quote #629
Quote from Beverly in Deadheads
Erica: Hey, Mom? I've been thinking about it, and you're more than a mom. You're also, like a friend.
Beverly: That's exactly how I feel! We're like best [bleep] friends!
Erica: Ohh. Wow. While I appreciate the enthusiasm, you kind of just dropped a big-money word. That'll be a fiver.
Beverly: Did I say "[bleep]"? I said it again! Ohh! How many [bleep] was that? (Sighs) Oh, [bleep] it.
I'll just put in a $20. It's money well-spent for my delicious, talented superstar.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Deadheads’ Quotes
Quote from Matt
Barry: Next category, busting balls. Come up with three insults for how short Andy is.
Andy: Oh. No, we don't have to do-
Barry: Go!
Matt: Andy is so tiny, he uses a sock as a sleeping bag. When Andy plays mini-golf, it's just called "Golf." Did you hear Andy died? He was bungee-jumping off a curb and the dental floss broke.
Andy: I feel completely humiliated.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Wha- What?! I have never!
Erica: Seriously?
Beverly: What? I don't talk like that.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But she did. Bev Bombs were dropped on a daily basis in our home.
[montage:]
Beverly: Holy [bleep]! I love that idea! I hate drugs so [bleep] much! Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real [bleep]. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Yeah!
Quote from Barry
Andy: Actually, I think we'd rather just chill here and watch Matt Bradley jam.
Barry: That guy? He's a stupid Deadhead.
Naked Rob: So?
Barry: So? Their songs are, like, a million hours long, their crazy fans smell like armpits, and all they wear is tie-dye. It's like, pick a color, bro. You can't have them all.