Beverly Quote #626
Quote from Beverly in The Kara-te Kid
Beverly: I demand you shut down the Karate Club.
Coach Mellor: Woof! You're awfully worked up. Must be a handful at home, huh?
Murray: You think? You do realize Adam shouldn't even be in this club? You know, there's gonna be teachers and mats and referees. This is literally the easiest way for Adam to take on a bully.
Beverly: Well, then, you leave me no choice. I am entering the karate tournament.
Coach Mellor: No. You're an adult.
Beverly: Oh, that's right. [bleep]
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kara-te Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Barry: Or there's option 3: pick one of the names I've carefully crafted for you.
Adam: "Spazitron Spazzowitz." "Nads Asshattington." "Turd Smugglins."
Pops: No! Who would name their child Turd if their last name was Smugglins?! Who?!
Quote from Adam
Other Adam Goldberg: We need to talk, Adam Goldberg.
Adam: Oh, yeah, sure. What's on your mind, other Adam Goldberg?
Other Adam Goldberg: For the record, you're the other Adam Goldberg, and you're ruining my rep. Everyone thinks I wrote this hacky tripe.
Adam: It's supposed to say "Adam F." It's a simple mistake, really. It's like that time the nurse gave you my inhaler, even though you don't have a problem with ragweed.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: We're totally the Zabkas.
Erica: Okay, what is happening?
Geoff: I just watched every Zabka movie. "Karate Kid", Zabka snap-kicks Daniel, who was just handing Ali back her radio. "Back to School", Zabka punches Rodney Dangerfield. He punches an old man in the face. "Just One of the Guys", Zabka throws a girl in the ocean. She was just trying to succeed as a photographer.
Erica: Hey! Terry lied to everybody about who she was, until she told him the truth with her boobs.
Geoff: I'm Geoff Schwartz, man. I can't be the Zabka. I'm the sweet, lovable, girl-next-door type. I'm the Elisabeth Shue.