Barry Quote #515
Quote from Barry in The Kara-te Kid
Marvin: Soap the counter. Rinse the counter. Hai!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like Mr. Miyagi, he used household chores to teach me the art of karate.
Marvin: Wash the dishes! Hai! Scrape out that freezer. Give me that juice. Cheese my quesadilla. Look in the neighbor's trash for cans. Good! Good! Shred my eight-year-old tax returns. Hai! Hai! Take this old TV to the curb.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yes, I was becoming a martial-arts master.
Adam: I'm learning so much karate.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kara-te Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Barry: Or there's option 3: pick one of the names I've carefully crafted for you.
Adam: "Spazitron Spazzowitz." "Nads Asshattington." "Turd Smugglins."
Pops: No! Who would name their child Turd if their last name was Smugglins?! Who?!
Quote from Adam
Other Adam Goldberg: We need to talk, Adam Goldberg.
Adam: Oh, yeah, sure. What's on your mind, other Adam Goldberg?
Other Adam Goldberg: For the record, you're the other Adam Goldberg, and you're ruining my rep. Everyone thinks I wrote this hacky tripe.
Adam: It's supposed to say "Adam F." It's a simple mistake, really. It's like that time the nurse gave you my inhaler, even though you don't have a problem with ragweed.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: We're totally the Zabkas.
Erica: Okay, what is happening?
Geoff: I just watched every Zabka movie. "Karate Kid", Zabka snap-kicks Daniel, who was just handing Ali back her radio. "Back to School", Zabka punches Rodney Dangerfield. He punches an old man in the face. "Just One of the Guys", Zabka throws a girl in the ocean. She was just trying to succeed as a photographer.
Erica: Hey! Terry lied to everybody about who she was, until she told him the truth with her boobs.
Geoff: I'm Geoff Schwartz, man. I can't be the Zabka. I'm the sweet, lovable, girl-next-door type. I'm the Elisabeth Shue.