Barry Quote #482

Quote from Barry in O Captain! My Captain!

Barry: Thanks to my newfound love of sciences, I've officially decided what to do with my life. I shall be a doctor.
Beverly: (gasps)
Barry: I give you the JTP.
All: JTP!
Barry: Not the Jenkintown Posse. I'm talkin' about the Jenkintown Practice, an all-in-one medical facility where I'll be C.E.O. and lead surgeon.
Geoff: I'm the in-house ophthalmologist.
Andy: I'm the foot doc, y'all!
Naked Rob: And I'ma play drums in the waiting room.
Beverly: I cannot believe what I'm hearing!

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