Barry Quote #481

Quote from Barry in O Captain! My Captain!

Barry: Attention, people in the room. I have a huge announcement about my future that I need to rub in my mother's face.
Murray: No, no, no. We said we were gonna be rubbing at a much later date.
Barry: I'm sorry, Dad. I couldn't wait for Harvard to beg me to join their ranks. This is too good. It must be rubbed.
Beverly: Wait, did I hear "Harvard"? I think I heard "Harvard."
Barry: Oh, you heard it.

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