Coach Mellor Quote #51
Quote from Coach Mellor in O Captain! My Captain!
Adam: Whoa. Hey, hang on!
Coach Mellor: This better be important, Goldfarb.
Adam: It is. You double-skinned.
Coach Mellor: Oh, how about that? I did double-skin.
Adam: But you can't double-skin. It's Shirt, Skin, Shirt, Skin.
Coach Mellor: I can Skin-Skin anytime I like.
Adam: If you Skin-Skin, there's no rules. It's chaos. Maybe now you'll know what it feels like to be a young girl coming of age.
Adam: Wait, is this about Emmy?
Coach Mellor: The best teachers never reveal if it's about Emmy.
Adam: So it is about Emmy.
Coach Mellor: You should have just eaten the note. Everybody eats the note!
Adam: Why do people think eating paper is a viable option?!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘O Captain! My Captain!’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Excuse me. Hi, I'm Adam F. Goldberg. Not be confused with the other Adam Goldberg.
Johnny Atkins: The artsy dude?
Adam: Actually, we both have an appreciation for the arts. He's more of a multi-hyphenate. I've been focusing on the written word.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Good morning, class. Uh, before we get started, does anyone need to make? Hmm? Anyone? There's gonna be a lot of learning today, so if you got to make, do it now. Anyone got to make poo-poos?
Barry: Stop! No one has to make!
Beverly: Moving on.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: All right, according to this memo from Principal Ball, Mr. Gluckman has been checked into a rehab facility to address his relationship with cocaine. "Please tell the students he has the flu." Okay. Mr. Gluckman has the flu. I'll be your sub for the next thirty days.