Coach Mellor Quote #50

Quote from Coach Mellor in O Captain! My Captain!

Erica: So, my brother's been a bad friend to Emmy Mirsky.
Coach Mellor: Ah, stabbed in the back by her best amigo. That is a crime worse than all the murders in the world.
Erica: I don't think that's right, but sure. So, could you help her by blatantly abusing your authority?
Coach Mellor: You want old Coach to exact sweet revenge, huh? No problem.
Erica: You're an amazing teacher.
Coach Mellor: I'm sure of it.

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