Murray Quote #385
Quote from Murray in Globetrotters
Beverly: See, I've been scrapbooking our family for over 20 years. And not only do you refuse to be in any of the photos, the few times you are, you look like this.
Murray: What? That's how I look. That's my face.
Beverly: You don't value any memories. So you are gonna sit here and look at all these books until you prove to me that you care about our meaningful moments.
Murray: Bevy, this is how I was raised. We don't make a fuss. Doesn't mean I don't pay attention. It's all up here in my brain.
Beverly: Oh, please.
Murray: This noggin is the world's greatest scrapbook.
Beverly: Which baby is this?
Murray: Uh... The moron.
Beverly: Which moron?
Murray: Eri-baaaarry-aaaadam.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Globetrotters’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Okay, come here. I got to put my lips on your forehead and take your temperature.
Barry: I'm fine. Keep your lips off me.
Beverly: Come here, come here. Mwah! Oh, my God. You must be 102.3. You're with fever!
Barry: I'm not with fever. There's no science to putting lips on a forehead.
Beverly: Why do you think they call it a ther-mom-eter? Mom is in the name. 'Cause we invented it.
Murray: Yeah, none of that's real.
Quote from Adam
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: What's your name, bro?
Adam: Adam F. Goldberg. Got to use the middle initial cause there's another Adam Goldberg in school, and he's very mad about the whole same-name situation.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Honestly, the tape was only meant to be shared with my bros on the basketball team.
Barry: Those bros are my bros, not yours. From this point forward, I forbade you from liking anything I like.
Adam: Yeah, you can't do that.
Barry: Oh, I can. Starting now, stay away from the following Barry Goldberg trademark hobbies and interests: Globetrotters, karate, Bo staff, Air Jordans, competitive kiting, extreme BMXing, hot showers, conga lines, and diving into an icy river with a knife in your mouth. I own that move. I also claim Skittles and soda.
Adam: You can't claim an entire genre of beverage. That's madness!
Barry: And it's mine! I also own roller skating, eating chili, half and full nelsons, Chuck Norris, and boobs.
Adam: No! That's too far. You can't claim boobs. Everyone likes boobs.
Barry: Have fun sticking to your dumb hobbies like robots and glasses.
Adam: Glasses aren't a hobby. They're a corrective accessory to combat my wandering eyeball.
Barry: Exactly! You stay in your lame nerdy world, and I'll stay in my awesome one.