Beverly Quote #577

Quote from Beverly in The Greatest Musical Ever Written

JC Spink: Mrs. Goldberg?
Beverly: Chef Goldberg.
JC Spink: All due respect, Chef, but the team and I kind of took this class for an easy "A."
Beverly: Well, the only easy thing about this class is the eggs over. [laughs] All right, the fact that none of you are cracking up right now just shows your ignorance.

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 ‘The Greatest Musical Ever Written’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, putting aside that you don't know the title or the show and that we're already rehearsing, can you even sing?
Barry: Of course. I sing rap style.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, well, there's no rapping in this play.
Barry: [Rapping] # Her name's Oprah Winfrey # Her partner is Stedman Back off, Donahue, or else you're a dead man She's a cultural icon, collected and calm She's Oprah Winfrey, America's mom [clicks tongue]

Quote from Adam

Lainey: And guess what? You're Raoul.
Adam: Wait are you sure it's not the other Adam Goldberg? He's an actor, too.
Lainey: There's an "F." It's Adam F.
Adam: My first big part. Suck it, other Adam Goldberg! Don't tell him I said that. I fear him.

Quote from Barry

Ms. Cinoman: Yay. Well, uh, thank you.
Barry: And then I break dance and kiss Lainey and win whatever's the theater equivalent of the Stanley Cup. I'll thank Oprah in my speech.
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, the show's not about Oprah.
Barry: But hear me out. Could it be?