Adam Quote #344
Adam: I was wrong. There can be two. Like how there are two Adam Goldbergs in my school.
Quote from Adam
Adam: There's two Adam Goldbergs. One of us uses an F to differentiate.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: I can't believe you! What kind of monster won't let her own son abandon his entire family on Thanksgiving?
Beverly: You left me no choice. You know I would literally die if I didn't have all my children here for Thanksgiving. Is that what you want, to bury your mother on Thanksgiving?
Quote from Mama Drama
Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.
Quote from I Heart Video Dating
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.