Murray Quote #377

Quote from Murray in Ho-ly K.I.T.T.

Adam: You!
Murray: What are you doing? I got to pull the car in.
Adam: How could you two see K.I.T.T. without me?
Murray: Calm down. How was I supposed to know you wanted to see the awesome TV car?
Adam: 'Cause I'm the one who told you about it!
Murray: Ahh. That's where I heard that. In my defense, you're always talking about these He-Mans, these robits, and these Trons, they all kind of blur together.
Adam: You're confusing sci-fi fantasy with reality-based sci-fi action. You're embarrassing yourself!

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 ‘Ho-ly K.I.T.T.’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Adam: There's two Adam Goldbergs. One of us uses an F to differentiate.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I was wrong. There can be two. Like how there are two Adam Goldbergs in my school.

 Murray Goldberg Quotes

Quote from Dinner with the Goldbergs

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was now decision-making time. And for my dad, the only choice was how to save money.
Murray: Okay, it's time for Murray's menu rules. Remember, no prime cuts, no fancy sides, no out-of-season vegetables, no market price, no salad bar, no items in French, no dry-aged anything, and, most importantly...
All: No appetizers of any kind, 'cause that's how they screw ya.
Geoff: Does that include a nice soup?
Murray: Are you for real? Is he for real? You're gonna eat a little meal before you eat a big meal? How many meals do you need?

Quote from A Chorus Lie

Erica: How is it my fault that every guy in our school is an unbearable moron?
Lainey: That's another thing. You gotta stop calling everyone a moron.
Murray: Morons! You're being too loud! Find another house to stupid up.
Barry: Oh my God, you're just like Dad! Way to go, Mur-man. Years of calling everyone on the planet a moron has poisoned your daughter's love life, and left her cold and alone.
Murray: So you're telling me that I've raised a daughter who doesn't want to date dumbass high school boys?
I think I've done my job.