Barry Quote #447
Quote from Barry in Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook
Adam: Now that I'm a real director, I've gotta write a script and hire a crew-
Barry: And hire your leading man? You've come to the right place. And I accept your offer.
Murray: We didn't come to you, and there's no offer.
Adam: Wait. Maybe this is the one time Barry would actually be helpful.
Barry: This is the one time, bro! I've extensively studied the work of Chuck Norris and know what it takes to be a badass action star. Karate! Stunts! [groans] Acting. Surprise! Anger! Surprise! Anger! And most important love scene.
Murray: No. Please don't show us love scene.
Adam: Oh, sweet Lord.
Murray: He's never getting married.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Mommy, remember that one time when I lived in your tummy?
Beverly: [gasps] So weird. I was just thinking about that.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: [As Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back.
Beverly: You're not going anywhere, mister. You got schmutz all over your face. Here, let Mama get it off.
Adam: No! I'm Commando.
Beverly: Commando? No, no, no. Go put some undies on. You're gonna chafe your little gumdrops.
Quote from Murray
Adam: My dad has a seriously freaky talent of making action-movie zingers. Watch. Hey, Dad. What would Arnold say if he threw a guy off a cliff?
Murray: "My favorite season is fall." "You've been grounded." "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead guy." "Surprise! Hope you weren't thrown."
Adam: What would Arnold say to a guy he just fed to a lion?
Murray: "Pleased to eat you." "This won't hurt, or am I lyin'?" "Show some pride."
Dave Kim: What would Arnold say if he just ripped a guy's heart out?
Murray: "You're under cardiac arrest." "Be my Valentine." "Don't be so heartless."
Adam: He could be an action star.
Murray: Bevy! I need your strong fingers.
Adam: Or maybe not.