Erica Quote #176
Quote from Erica in Stefan King
Geoff: Me and Evy came up with the perfect couple's costume. I'm gonna be Seymour from "Little Shop of Horrors."
Evelyn Silver: And I'll be Audrey II, the man-eating plant.
Erica: Fits.
Evelyn Silver: Excuse me, now?
Erica: I hope it fits the costume.
Evelyn Silver: And, uh, who exactly are you taking to the dance, Erica?
Erica: I've got someone lined up. It Lainey's hot cousin Nate.
Lainey: What? Nate didn't tell me you were goin-
Erica: Yeah, he doesn't tell you everything.
Lainey: Oh. Yeah. He did say you're in a very serious relationship.
Erica: It's not that serious. I mean, we could break up anytime, so I can date other people.
Lainey: Totally. 'Cause you have trouble committing?
Erica: Nope. I'm very open to that. Just with the right person, which it's not right now. Point is, I have a date. Okay. Bye.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Stefan King’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Beverly: I just don't understand how you could do this. Why would you hide something so amazing from your mother?
Adam: You actually liked it?
Beverly: Liked it? This is as good, if not better, than Stefan King himself.
Adam: Stephen King. And you've read his stuff?
Beverly: Not a word. But I'll tell you something. He'd better look out for Adam F. Goldberg. Love the middle initial, very authorly.
Adam: It's only there 'cause there's another Adam Goldberg in school. He's in 11th grade and has a beard.
Quote from Pops
Elaine: Beverly, we usually do classics or award winners. The point of book club is to enrich our minds.
Beverly: Put a sock in it, Elaine. Last week, you picked that suck-ass "Joy Luck Club."
Pops: Bevy, that book was a heart-wrenching masterpiece.
Beverly: Okay, what are you even doing here? This is a book club for ladies.
Pops: That's exactly why I'm here. Albert Solomon, book lover.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey.
Beverly: Don't "hey" me, mister. I found your little story.
Adam: Oh. Okay. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead or big-haired and blond is purely coincidental.