Coach Mellor Quote #33
Quote from Coach Mellor in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
Coach Mellor: Picking teams has been the same since the dawn of physical education. The awesome jocks choose kids in descending order of athletic ability. What is the problem?
Adam: The problem is the rest of us suffer. Turns out, gym class will determine how society views us for the rest of our lives.
Coach Mellor: People really think that?
Adam: Of course. Don't you realize gym is the most important class there is?
Coach Mellor: Well, I know that. It's just, when the English department doesn't invite you out for bowling night, it really gets in your head.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Erica: Dad! Wherever you are sitting or eating in this house, come to my room immediately. It's an emergency.
Murray: I was both sitting and eating, so this better be worth it.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Let's do it. Tomorrow, you'll be the team captain, and you can choose all your nerd friends first.
Adam: Sounds great, except for the part where you called us nerds.
Coach Mellor: Losers it is, then! Tomorrow, the hierarchy of the physical-education world will be turned upside down, and all you dregs, dipwads, and dweebs, rejoice!
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Murray: Okay, compromise. The moron boys can get the hell out, but my little peanut, she's going to school in Philadelphia.
Mr. Glascott: I get it. I got a bird. She's my princess. If she flew away, I don't know what I would do.