Pops Quote #186

Quote from Pops in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

Pops: I'll go, too. College is a nonstop party.
Murray: You never even went to college, Al.
Pops: Yes, but I just watched "Back to School" with Rodney Dangerfield. It's about this delightful old scamp who goes back to school, and it's hilarious, 'cause let's face it, a guy that old doesn't go back to school.
But he does. He goes back to school but good.
Murray: Are you done?
Pops: I don't have to be.


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