Pops Quote #186
Quote from Pops in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
Pops: I'll go, too. College is a nonstop party.
Murray: You never even went to college, Al.
Pops: Yes, but I just watched "Back to School" with Rodney Dangerfield. It's about this delightful old scamp who goes back to school, and it's hilarious, 'cause let's face it, a guy that old doesn't go back to school.
But he does. He goes back to school but good.
Murray: Are you done?
Pops: I don't have to be.
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Erica: Dad! Wherever you are sitting or eating in this house, come to my room immediately. It's an emergency.
Murray: I was both sitting and eating, so this better be worth it.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Let's do it. Tomorrow, you'll be the team captain, and you can choose all your nerd friends first.
Adam: Sounds great, except for the part where you called us nerds.
Coach Mellor: Losers it is, then! Tomorrow, the hierarchy of the physical-education world will be turned upside down, and all you dregs, dipwads, and dweebs, rejoice!
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Murray: Okay, compromise. The moron boys can get the hell out, but my little peanut, she's going to school in Philadelphia.
Mr. Glascott: I get it. I got a bird. She's my princess. If she flew away, I don't know what I would do.