Erica Quote #150

Quote from Erica in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

Erica: Come on, Mom. It's a great school with an amazing music program.
Beverly: No, you're gonna go to JFA right here in town. We discussed this.
Erica: I am not going to the Jenkintown Funk Academy.
Beverly: Oh, so now you're too good for the Funk. Huh.
Erica: Yes, the Funk is in a mini-mall between a dry cleaner and a balloon shop.


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Quote from Erica

Erica: Dad! Wherever you are sitting or eating in this house, come to my room immediately. It's an emergency.
Murray: I was both sitting and eating, so this better be worth it.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Let's do it. Tomorrow, you'll be the team captain, and you can choose all your nerd friends first.
Adam: Sounds great, except for the part where you called us nerds.
Coach Mellor: Losers it is, then! Tomorrow, the hierarchy of the physical-education world will be turned upside down, and all you dregs, dipwads, and dweebs, rejoice!

Quote from Mr. Glascott

Murray: Okay, compromise. The moron boys can get the hell out, but my little peanut, she's going to school in Philadelphia.
Mr. Glascott: I get it. I got a bird. She's my princess. If she flew away, I don't know what I would do.