Adam Quote #291

Quote from Adam in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Adam: Wow, you really have failed as a mother.
Beverly: Hey. I'm the only one allowed to say that.
Adam: Well, it's true. You punished Erica for something I did, almost turning her to a life a crime. If that ain't failing, I don't know what is.

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Features in the collection: Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother.

‘Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother’

Quote from Beverly in The Age of Darkness

Beverly: Sweetie, you have to eat.
Erica: Food reminds me of Drew. He used to eat food.
Beverly: Baby, if you don't eat, then I have failed as a mother.

Quote from Beverly in A Wrestler Named Goldberg

Barry: Mom? Are you kidding me right now? Move.
Beverly: I will not move. I will never move. You're my special boy. If you end up being just a head, then I have failed as a mother.

 ‘12 Tapes for a Penny’ Quotes

Quote from Lainey

Lainey: Ugh. I hate it when my dad talks golf with my ex. They used to do it all the time when we dated.
Barry: Your dad liked him while you two were dating? I thought he hated me 'cause I'm your boyfriend.
Lainey: Oh, sweetie, no. My dad hates you as, like, a person. You being my boyfriend is just a happy coincidence.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Wow. That's a whole lot of music cassettes. How did you get the money for all that?
Adam: Do you want to ask questions? Or do you want a little Neil Diamond?
Pops: I saw nothing.
Adam: Good answer.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Being a caddy sucks. All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. It's funny but hard work.