Barry Quote #384

Quote from Barry in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Bill Lewis: Starting to see why you call him moron so much.
Murray: Yeah, well, the thing is he's the sweetest moron you'd ever want to meet. And he loves your daughter. So much that he'd do anything to impress you.
Barry: I'm feeling around with my feet. It's mostly old golf balls and something with scales that's not afraid of humans.
Murray: So, please, cut the kid some slack.
Barry: Ohh! I think I drowned a little. It was a very peaceful feeling. I saw my old Gerbil. I'm going back in.

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Quote from Lainey

Lainey: Ugh. I hate it when my dad talks golf with my ex. They used to do it all the time when we dated.
Barry: Your dad liked him while you two were dating? I thought he hated me 'cause I'm your boyfriend.
Lainey: Oh, sweetie, no. My dad hates you as, like, a person. You being my boyfriend is just a happy coincidence.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Wow. That's a whole lot of music cassettes. How did you get the money for all that?
Adam: Do you want to ask questions? Or do you want a little Neil Diamond?
Pops: I saw nothing.
Adam: Good answer.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Being a caddy sucks. All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. It's funny but hard work.