Barry Quote #380

Quote from Barry in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Barry: Gentlemen! Thought you might like to load up on some meat and cheese before an active day in the hot sun. You're a fan, right, Bill?
Bill Lewis: Of Geno's cheesesteaks. You bought Pat's. Why not just punch me in the face?
Barry: Aren't they directly across the street from each other with the exact same ingredients?
Bill Lewis: Go on punch my face. Do it.

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